2015
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
do you understand what singlehandedly means?
no. do u smoke weed?
is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested
me when it’s time to wash the dishes
when simone de beauvoir said “i’m reliving it, neutralizing it, and transforming it into an inoffensive past that i can keep in my heart without either disowning it or suffering from it. that’s not easy. it’s at once painful and poetic.”
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!






